Congratulations, you lived through another week! As a reward enjoy a heaping double helping of demonic advice. First, learn some of Duamerthrax’s lesser known honorifics with Curious in Colorado. Then, bemoan the utter deviousness of the double super secret Gamers easter egg with Wrathful Writer.

And stay tuned next week, when an old, one-time feature becomes a new, semi-regular feature. Try not to crap yourself with anticipation!