In a bizarre twist of fate, the new year of 2003 stands ready to play a significant part in the future of Dead Gentlemen Productions. By making itself the de facto leader of the world calendar, 2003 will undoubtably hold a large measure of influence over the new company.

Says DG Director of Development Ben Dobyns, “I was concerned at first that 2003 would attempt to take over the entertainment industry, and us with it, but preliminary investigations reveal what seems to be a more stand-offish attitude from the fledgling year, although ‘suggestions’ about content and direction have been offered.” 2003 could not be reached for comment.