I know you’re all wondering what happened to the site and why it hasn’t been updated recently. To be honest, there’s not much going on at the moment to talk about. General DG news is pretty slow right now, and Duamerthrax has gone MIA. Nobody’s heard from him in weeks. If he doesn’t show up pretty soon, I just might have to start calling in some guest columnists to pick up the slack. The only option left is to inundate his mailbox with letters, and force his return. So help us out and send some questions to the demon!

Don’t give up on us yet, great things are on the horizon. I just watched the beta version of the trailer for “The Gamers” and I think you’ll all be pleased. With the addition of some narration, it should be ready to go pretty soon. The release of the trailer will be accompanied by the official launch of the Gamers website. Been wondering when we’d get rid of that lame teaser graphic? Well you’ll find out soon enough. With any luck, that’ll all happen in the next couple of weeks.

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Now don’t take this next announcement the wrong way. I would never in a million years advocate the viewing of a Wayans’ brother movie. However, I must insist that you spend the five bucks admission price for Scary Movie 2, just to view the official Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back trailer. As soon as I embezzle enough money from DH video sales to cover the cost of the ticket, I’m out the door. I don’t think my brain could handle the sheer stupidity of the movie, but I HAVE to see that trailer!

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In conclusion I would just like to state for the record that Southern California is very hot.