In a secret lair, deep within the earth, nine members of Dead Gentlemen Productions met last night to bring back our wayward Duamerthrax the only way we know how…VIRGIN SACRIFICE!! Binding the demon to our will, we then loaded him down with the Ask Duamerthrax letters we had received and told him to get to work. And work he did! So, for the first time this summer, I present to you a new Ask Duamerthrax! Enjoy!

On an unrelated note, we today mourn the passing of our beloved friend Nathan Rice. His body was found early this morning in a secret lair, deep within the earth. Police currently have no suspects, but believe that Nathan may have been ritualistically sacrificed, perhaps in some sort of demonic summoning. Our deepest condolences to his family and friends. We’ll miss you Nate.