Our latest poll indicated by an overwhelming margin that Bruce Campbell should be given either a copy of “Demon Hunters” or another copy of “Demon Hunters” to celebrate his upcoming appearance in the Pacific Northwest. However, after placing a phone call and speaking with his agent, a secret DG operative discovered that Brucie would rather have the doilies. We sent a team over to explain that OUR Bruce Campbell doesn’t have anything to do with lacy needlework. Then we received the human pincushion by 3rd Class mail. The point was well (and literally) taken. Bruce will receive a special edition of “Demon Hunters” with the infamous Demon Doily scene reinstated. Good, bad, he’s the one with the knitting prowess.